On this, the Eve of Thanksgiving, I would like to dedicate this poem to my beloved husband, as I finish preparing our Thanksgiving dinner, as I am going to work tomorrow (and working a double on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday). I love you honey!
If I Had a Penis
If I had a penis
Life would be just great.
I would have a wife to serve me,
While I just sit and wait.
If I had a penis
How happy I would be
As I sit and watch T.V. all day
While she works, cooks, and cleans.
If I had a penis
I could just ignore the mess,
And remind her that she missed a spot
As she handles all the stress.
If I had a penis
I could give opinions and "how to's"
All while sitting on the couch
In between a snooze.
If I had a penis
How blind I would certainly be.
I could just miss the pot
And she'll clean up my pee.
If I had a penis
I'd be king of my house
And my wife would take care of me
'Cause I can't do it myself.
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Oh my goodness... tell me you did not make this up! I am cracking up over here. This sounds like the little diddy I sing for Mike:
Cleaning Cleaning Cleaning
That is what I do
Cleaning Cleaning Cleaning
I clean up after you
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